please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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