like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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