ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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