Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
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Sorry my hands just texted you
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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