It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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