So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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