What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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