In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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