Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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