I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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