this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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