i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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