I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I have fence marks all over my body
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I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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