Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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