Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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