the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I am mentally ready for anal.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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