it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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