I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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