I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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