do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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