i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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