***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You surviving the open bar?
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I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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