I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
smell my finger.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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