the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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