We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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