i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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