Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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