you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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