your thong is hanging out like whoa
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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