They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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