get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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