i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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