I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
They left me at home... I'm a liability
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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