Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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