You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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