bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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