haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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