brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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