puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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Everclear isn't food dammit
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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