I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
That accounts for only three of the penises
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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