I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He did a backflip because drugs
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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