Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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