Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We need to get me chipped asap
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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