i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
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I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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