i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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