sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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