yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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