This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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