I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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