Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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