covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
im six kinds of drunk right now
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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